Professional Bakery-Style Chocolate Chip Cookies

While I couldn’t be in London to help represent my red, white, and blue this week, I still managed to have a few days jam-packed with some USA classics: a baseball game, $8 Miller Lites, tailgating, chocolate chip cookies, and happy hour at a really tacky Mexican restaurant [nothing says American like downing a frozen swirl with a neon pink, sombrero-wearing flamingo straw].

Thanks, Chris, for tuning Pandora to hip-hop reggae and letting Raishay practice The Sprinkler and The Shopping Cart [Carol, Raishay, Me, Shana, Victoria, Denny, and Chris]

When you’re tailgating in a parking garage, no one has to know you drink Mike’s Hard Lemonade

Take me out…

To the ballgame…

Uncle Julio’s never knew what hit ‘em [Salwa, Shana, me, Ebonee, and Shaunique]

Snooty bitch faces part 2 [see part one here]

Mmmm hmmm

Shaunique had a lot of fun

But then, so did Salwa

Now, I know it doesn’t sound super patriotic to say that the best chocolate chip cookies I’ve ever had in my 28 years comes from a Frenchman…but you know what? When it comes automatic cars, yes, the French are lacking. But when it comes to food, it’s best to just step aside.

Everyone has their favorite kind of chocolate chip cookie-some like it crisp and buttery, some cakey and dense, and some people, like me, crave an almost candy-crisp thin shell that has a tender and somewhat-chewy center. I also like the chocolate chunks to be large and soft when you bite into them, not hard little nuggets sprinkled throughout. And though Toll House gets the job done some days, I was searching for a cookie I could make myself that I didn’t have to pay $4.50 for at a bakery.

What makes these cookies by Jacques Torres-a famous pastry chef and chocolatier in NYC-special is the use of flours: nowhere is there any all-purpose; instead, pastry and bread flours are used. This is because while pastry flour provides a silky and tender texture because of a higher protein, the bread flour provides a higher rise and shiny, crisp outer edge.

Another special characteristic is the cookie’s large chocolate chunks. Instead of using morsels, Torres recommends buying a block of the best chocolate you can find [semisweet is my preference] and chopping it into coarse and uneven chunks with a very large kitchen knife.

Lovely

Finally, the recipe all comes together with the ‘settling’ process: the dough has to be refrigerated at least 24 hours and preferably 48 hours. This is because the more the dough sits, settles, and becomes cold, the cookie won’t flatten out as it bakes, but, rather, keeps all kinds of bumps and ridges and insulates the chocolate chunks.

Now, I know what you’re thinking because I thought the same thing: ‘Is all this really worth it for a cookie?’ And the answer is yes…a thousand times ‘YES!’ If you can look past the pretension of the multiple flours and having to buy overpriced chocolate next to the $40 cheeses at Whole Foods, then PLEASE make these. If you love chocolate chip cookies, or even any cookie you’d be willing to pay $4.50 for, you need to give these a try.

And I promise it’s not just me who likes them. When I brought these into my office I didn’t hear the usual ‘Oh hey, Meris, awesome, thanks!’ and I admit I got a bit worried: Is it only me that likes these? Did they get stale overnight? However, I was pleased to find that in an office of roughly 8 people, all 35 cookies were gone by COB. I also got a personal email from my CEO telling me they were the best he’s ever had. This email = guaranteed raise, right?

Mr. Torres, if you’re ever in town, I’d be proud to treat you to a Mike’s Hard Lemonade ;)

[Makes about 54 (2 oz.) cookies. I measure out 2 oz. with a kitchen scale, but 2 oz. of dough is roughly 2 Tbl. of dough]

Equipment:

  • Stand mixer or electric hand mixer
  • Parchment paper or silpat

Ingredients:

  • 4 sticks [1 lb.] unsalted butter, rm. temp.
  • 1 3/4 cups granulated sugar
  • 2 1/4 cups packed light-brown sugar
  • 4 large eggs
  • 3 cups + 2 Tbl. pastry flour
  • 3 cups bread flour
  • 1 Tbl. salt
  • 2 tsp. baking powder
  • 2 tsp. baking soda
  • 1 Tbl. vanilla extract
  • 2 lbs. semisweet chocolate, coarsely chopped

In the bowl of a stand mixer fitted with the paddle attachment, or with an electric hand mixer, cream together the butter and both sugars. Add eggs, one at a time, mixing well after each addition and scraping down the sides of the bowl often. Reduce speed to low and add both flours, baking powder, baking soda, and vanilla.

Using a large wooden spoon, stir in the chopped chocolate. Cover and refrigerate 2 days. After 2 days, uncover and let sit at room temp. about 10 min. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees and line baking sheets [preferably light-colored] with parchment paper or silpats.

Using a kitchen scale or Tbl., round about about 2 oz. of dough, rolling into a ball form. Place balls about 2 inches apart on sheets.

Bake about 20 min or until lightly browned but still soft. Cool slightly on sheets before transferring to a wire rack to cool completely. Best if eaten with a few days. Cover in an airtight lid and store at rm. temp.

Mmmm

Homemade Confetti Birthday Cake Cookies

Nothing says coming out of a devastating flu like making cookies for your soul. For some people that means chocolate chip or snickerdoodle. But I wanted cookies and I wanted confetti cake that I used to request for my birthday. The answer? Why, confetti birthday cake cookies, of course.

I didn’t know where to start with this one. I know there are all kinds of recipes where cake batter is turned into a cookie, but I wanted it to be homemade and I wanted a REAL cookie: crunchy on the outside rim and moist/chewy on the inside-not some cake-y cookie that’s more mush than crunch. Cake batter cookies just don’t cut it.

Leave it to Christina Tosi of Momofuku Milk Bar to have already developed the perfect recipe for confetti cake cookies. By her own admission, nothing really tastes better than box cake-especially Funfetti box cake. Supposedly, it took Tosi-the lifelong professional baker-and her expert team four months to accurately recreate Funfetti cake from scratch, and man was that the most productive four months, because it really does taste just like Funfetti box cake…only so much better because it’s homemade.

The steps look involved because it’s not a simple cookie batter, but the steps are quick and the result is even better than a Nyquil-free sleep and the ability to keep down solid foods.

Me to my soul: ‘You’re welcome.’

Me to my blood sugar level: ‘Better luck next time.’ ;)

[Recipe from the book Milk by Christina Tosi. Make approx. 15-20 extremely large cookies.]

Equipment:

  • 3 large baking sheets
  • Stand mixer

Ingredients:

For the “Birthday Cake Crumbs”

  • 1/2 cup granulated sugar
  • 1 1/2 Tbl. tightly packed light brown sugar
  • 3/4 cup cake flour
  • 1/2 tsp. baking powder
  • 1/2 tsp. kosher salt
  • 2 Tbl. rainbow sprinkles
  • 1/4 cup grapeseed oil
  • 1 Tbl. clear vanilla extract

For the “Confetti Cookies”

  • 2 sticks unsalted butter, rm. temp.
  • 1 1/2 cups granulated sugar
  • 1 Tbl. light corn syrup
  • 2 eggs, rm. temp.
  • 2 tsp. clear vanilla extract
  • 2 1/2 cups flour
  • 2/3 cup milk powder
  • 2 tsp. cream of tartar
  • 1 tsp. baking soda
  • 1 1/4 tsp. kosher salt
  • 1/4 cup rainbow sprinkles
  • 1/2 amount of Birthday Cake Crumb recipe

For the crumbs: Preheat oven to 300 degrees. Combine the sugars, flour, baking powder, salt, and sprinkles in the bowl of a stand mixer with the paddle attachment and mix on low speed until well combined.

Add the oil and vanilla and beat again to distribute. The wet ingredients will act as glue and  help the dry ingredients form clusters; continue beating until that happens. Spread the clusters on a parchment-lined baking sheet and bake for 15-20 min., breaking them up occasionally. The crumbs should still be slightly moist to the touch; they will dry and harden as they cool.

Let the crumbs cool completely before using in a recipe [or just eating by the handful]. Crumbs will keep in an airtight container at rm. temp. up 1 week or up to 1 month if refrigerated or frozen.

For the cookie: Combine the butter, sugar and corn syrup in the bowl of a stand mixer fitted with the paddle attachment and cream together on medium-high for 2-3 min. Scrape down the sides of the bowl with a spatula and add the eggs and the vanilla. Beat 7-8 min. on medium-high.

Turn off mixer and add the flour, milk powder, cream of tartar, baking soda, salt, and rainbow sprinkles. Mix on low speed just until combined-NO MORE THAN 1 MIN. Scrape down the sides. Still on low speed, add the birthday cake crumbs and mix in for 30 seconds until just combined.

Using a 1/3 measuring cup, portion out the dough onto 3 parchment lined baking sheets with about 4-5 cookies per sheet, leaving at least 4 inches between cookies. Pat the tops flat. Wrap the sheets in plastic wrap and refrigerate AT LEAST 1 hour or up to one week.

Heat the oven to 350 degrees. Bake cookies, one sheet at a time [keeping the remaining sheets refrigerated], for 18 min. The cookies will puff, crackle, and spread. They should be very lightly browned on the edges and the centers will show just the beginning signs of color. Cool the cookies completely on the sheets before transferring to a plate or container.

Cookies will keep in a container at rm. temp. for 5 days; will keep 1 month in the freezer.